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What is an Asia Massage Parlor?
An Asia massage parlor is a business where customers can receive a happy ending massage, the person who works in a Asia massage parlor is called massage girl or massage technician, it is usually performed by a girl on a guy, and the girl finishes off the guy with a full blown hand job or more. Now that is pretty exciting, and definitely a fetish straight out of a fantasy world for most men. Some Massages are often accompanied by some relax music in the background, in the world, there are always ads for the those Asia massage places. They usually go by the name of “Sauna,” “Spa” or “Accupressure.” any place that says accu-pressure is a code word for massage parlor. On the flip side – if you go to any place that says accu-puncture – don’t bother asking the 70 year old Chinese guy who works there for a happy ending.
How is the Asian Massage Parlors Like?
They are everywhere you can find them in the world, some of them use works like Spa, Acupressure, Sauna, Massage, etc in the name. Places that use terms like LMP (Licensed Massage Provider) or your local equivalent typically aren't an AMP. If you would like to figuring out if it's a Asia massage parlor, the following is a quick checklist to see if you're in a massage parlor where you can get a happy ending:
- Charges $40/half hour
- Has curtains on the front windows and the outside lighting is dim.
- No VISA or Credit Card signs on the front window
- Has a very Asian sounding name
- Is open till about 9pm.
- You usually only need 3/5 of these to be sure it's a massage parlour with extras.
- They are usually in somewhat run down buildings in strip malls and such.
The Difference between Asia Massage Parlor and Normal Massage Parlors
The Asian massage parlor is different from other massage parlors in only a couple ways.
- They usually offer a “Table Shower” or “Body Shampoo.” This is where they lay you on a table in a giant shower stall, and scrub you from head to toe. Then they sometimes stick you in a sauna for a few minutes before taking you to the massage room. Keep in mind that all this pampering is taken out of your 60 minute session
- The massage rooms always look like seedy little bedrooms instead of legit businesses with real massage tables.
- If a massage business is full service is to have a female call them and ask for an appointment (or ask for your “wife”). They will make some lame excuse why they’re not taking appointments if they are full service.
- Happy-Ending-Only places may take the appointment if they need to appear legit. Sometimes we like to screw with the Asian places by calling them and trying to make appointments. We’ll keep insisting on coming in till they hang up on us.
Some Steps After You Enter an Asia Massage Parlor:
- You go in and say I want a half hour massage. They lead you to a massage room, you strip completely naked (if you keep your underwear on they might think you just want a regular massage).
- Don't use the towel they provide to cover yourself. Basically you want them to find you on your stomach, completely naked. This signals to them that you know what's going on.
- They will then begin to massage you. First 15 minutes should be a legit good massage. They will then slowly start to massage your ass, and do little touches on your balls. This feels amazing. ]
- Then they will ask you if you want to be massaged on your front (or some variation thereof), and at this point you turn around. They will massage your chest and front legs a bit, and then they will either point to your penis, ask "what else do you want", "do you want any extras", "do you want to finish", etc...
- They will often discuss the price for the extras at this point, or it they will expect a $10-$20 tip at the end. Do not pay more than $20 extra for a hand job.
- You finish, they provide you a hot towel, and you leave!
Some Asia Massage Parlor Where You Can Enjoy The Happy-ending Massage
The environment of this massage center is very nice, there are very big massage room with Led ambiance lighting which can give the very relaxing and discreet feeling, the room was huge, the massage technicians in this center include Chinese, Filipino and Thai massage technicians Price: AED 120 for 45 min massage or AED 150 for one hour.
Nihao Health Club and Spa is a healthcare center located near the Clock Tower in Deira. Offering services such as full body massage, oil massage, aromatherapy, foot massage, back massage and other services. Our well designed treatment rooms will make you feel cozy and comfortable. Our beautiful girls from Chinese and Philipines are professionals in therapeutic massage. Offering good services, we expect feedbacks from you.
The massage parlor is located on the last floor of the green logo hotel in Embassy District. The interior ambience is clean and cozy. It has a group of young techncians from various countries like China and Thai etc. They can provide massage with extras. Massage for one hour is 210 dhs. 100 dhs will buy you a HJ. If you wanna touch girls while she's doing the HJ, you need to pay 300 dhs for tips.
Kang Ting Foot Massage Club is also known as Chang An Ge. This massage center was located in Xuhui District, providing warm services and good massage.The environment is clean and comfortable, you will be quite relaxed here. They provide foot massage, traditional chinese massage, oil massage and so on. NO.6 and 39 are recommendable, they have accurate massage manipulation and strong power, removing all your tiredness. Free tea and fruits are available for customers during their massage.
"999" Jiu Yuan Club was one of the most popular locations for western guys want to enjoy sauna clubs in shanghai. but its present name is Koyo Sauna Club(香茗会所), there has been no "999" logo on the door. Their service is better than golden 18 or hai lang Club, sometimes you can also enjoy uniform-games or they will use toys to make you hot. They also will offer the "red rope helicopter trick". From here, you will find one of the better values for different kind of massage without having to compromise a serene environment.
This massage shop is not very big, it looks very nice outside, when you step into the shop, there are two little boys will welcome for your coming, then the waiter will take you to the massage room, the room is really very clean and nice, there are more than 4 massage technicians in this massage club, the service attitude of them are all very nice. There are both normal massage service and special massage service in this shop, the normal massage include Cupping, health care massage, Back massage, foot massage, the special massage include Body Lick (BL), HJ(Hand job), B2B (woman slides her breasts on your body using oil) which is 238rmb, sometimes the massage girls can also provide BJ(Blow job) for the clients they like.
The TianTian Professional Massage is situated near the Zhixuan Holiday Inn. Providing professional massages such as back massage, foot massage, shoulder massage, neck massage and other services, the place houses some well-experienced therapists. The interior in nice and clean. Free drinks and snacks are provided. Per capital consumption is about RMB98. outcall services is also available.
Located right in front the World city, the Wonderful Massage Center is an ideal leisure venue that provides a variety of treatments such as oil massage, foot massage, full body massage and Thai massage and other healthcare treatments. Featuring nice interior decorations and clean environment, the place houses professional therapists that provide reliable services.
Yuechanglai massage SPA club is located in chaoyang district, this club has the primitive simplicity, elegant living style and quiet private space, when you step into this club, the natural music and sweet-smelling will immediately make you relax and enjoy the pleasure. We adhering to the natural way of health, we have professional massage teacher, they will use their rich inspiration, moderate massage strength and SPA technique let you relax your body, mind, soul balancing relaxation fascinating journey.
In Hong Kong
Reiki Beauty & Spa (RBS)'s business will be normal during the Chinese New Year holidays. We are located under the Soho Bridge, Central next to the 'Travel Expert' shop. Our masseuses are top notch, beautiful and young. We will provide every customer a high-quality service. Coupled with reasonable price and skillful masseuses, it is a great place for relaxation.
Shanghai Onsen is a popular massage spa which has moved to a new location in Sheung Wan. We have relocated our premises to 11/F Loon Kee Building, 267-275 Des Voeux Road Central on Oct 1, 2012. We can offer Shanghainese-style massage, sauna, back rub, manicure, pedicure and foot massage in a relaxed environment.
This sauna center is located in TST, The environment is very nice , clean and comfortable, all facilities are very nice, there are many young and beautiful massage technicians in this club and the quality of massage technique is also very professional, certainly, different man should have different tatse, Vivan and Yo Yo. They are tall. Vivan's massage kill is first class. Part two is also enjoyable. Yo Yo's outlook is fine. Her part one is ok but part two is a bit conservative.